COOL INSULTS PART 2

REFRESHMENTS: 1. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome. 2. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle! 3. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you. 4. He is living proof that man can live without a brain! 5. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. 6. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. 7. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night! 8. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? 9. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty. 10. How would you like to feel the way you look? 11. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you? 12. I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years? 13. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly. 14. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me. 15. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works. 16. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit? 17. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me! 18. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all. 19. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse? 20. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!