JOKES TO REFRESH YOU

Refresh yourselves: o Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. o It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. o A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband. o Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.